By: Katy Hoeper – Staff Writer
FN: How did the ladies of 416 Stonemill meet?
Katelyn Rendulic: Well, I remember I did a service project with Katie, Kayla and Meredith, and we were all wearing hairnets for some reason.
Danielle Pohlman: We all lived on the 7th floor of Marycrest freshman year.
Meredith Pacenta: It’s actually unique how we all came together. Regardless of where we all lived, it was like we were meant to be roommates senior year. Katie and I are from the same hometown, and Katie was Kayla’s roommate, etc. We all had a different connection with each other somehow.
DP: And Kayla and I roomed together sophomore year.
Katie Penny: Katelyn and I actually suggested that Kayla and Danielle live together.
Kayla Mueller: So we went on basically a blind date, and it was just meant to be.
FN: If everyone in the house was a Disney movie character, who would they be?
DP: I want to be Belle because I like to read!
ALL: No way! Danielle, you’re Sleeping Beauty.
KM: Katie would be Belle because her boyfriend has a lot of facial hair.
DP: And Mere should be Rafiki! Because she’s so insightful, you know?
MP: Why do you guys all get to be princesses?
DP: Kayla should be Olaf… “Do you want to build a snowman?”
KM: I don’t want to be a boy!
DP: Fine, Ana!
KM: Because no one wants to hang out with me, is that what you’re saying? I’ll take it, only if Danielle is Boo, then.
KP: Katelyn should be Ariel because…
KR: I’m a mermaid at heart.
FN: If your house came with a warning label, what would it be?
KP: WARNING: Towel party going on.
KM: WARNING: Must dance on elevated surfaces.
KR: Quinoa or bust.
MP: Beyoncé lives here.
DP: You are blessed.
KP (looking through the window): Wait, there’s a guy in our house right now…
KR: Oh, that’s the maintenance guy! He’s here to fix our refrigerator.
All: Yeah, we shouldn’t have put so much pesto on the top shelf…
FN: If you guys were to be visiting for your 10-year reunion, what would everyone be up to?
MP: Oh, Lord.
KM: Katie will be on a farm, with her hubby, raising kids, starting her own dog shelter, and CEO of her own nonprofit where she’s saving lives.
MP: And Katelyn is settling in her Dayton home after living in Denver…
KM: In her kayak…
DM: Doing yoga. And smiling.
KR: Well, Meredith will be living in Washington, D.C. with her fluffy little yappy dogs named Pinot and Grigio.
KM: And modeling on the side.
KP: Kayla will be Amish. Or living in downtown Chicago with a dog.
MP: And Leo, the cat, will still be by Danielle’s side.
All: Ultimately, we want to be happy.
FN: Do you have any house traditions?
MP: Our porch lights are always on after dark. And conversations are on the porch after dark.
KR: Cooking is a must. And we have two other roommates, a gnome and a tiny wax woman (we sometimes find them kissing at night, shh).
ALL: (Seeing a fellow senior walk by): And we all love Jack Raisch!
FN: If you could invent something for UD, what would it be?
KP: A lake.
DP: An on-campus football stadium.
MP: A fire pit by KU, and a coffee shop in Humanities or St. Joe’s.
KR: A patio, like the one at KU, but more accessible. And bistro-like lights.
DP: A better dance bar.
KM: Yeah, someplace to go after Tim’s.
FN: Give everyone in your house a superlative.
KP: Katelyn would have the best laugh.
KM: And best smile.
MP: Kayla has the best jokes.
KR: And Katie is the most efficient.
KM: Yeah, she’s the fastest at walking, getting ready…basically, everything. It’s her major.
KP: Guys, OPS is my major!
KR: Meredith has the best hair.
DP: And she’s the most insightful.
KM: And has the best snapchats.
MP: Danielle has the best eyes and gives the best advice.
FN: What’s your No. 1 house rule?
KM: Hashtag go with the flow.
KR: Be sincere.
MP: And be courteous. Also, love.
FN: If 416 Stonemill was a celebrity, who would it be?
KR: Probably the offspring of Justin Timberlake and Beyoncé. But I don’t know…
KP: And cousins with Mumford and Sons.
KM: Oh, and a childhood fan of Aaron Carter. And a teenage fan. And an adult fan…
FN: As seniors, what advice do you want to give the underclassmen?
All: Be where your feet are.
FN: If 416 Stonemill’s walls could speak, what would be its go-to party story about its residents?
KR: “The Jimmy John’s driver came into the bathroom once.”
KP: He used the upstairs bathroom…
MP: “They sit on the fridge.”
DP: “They play a game with pizza boxes, coins and the occasional chanting of ‘Jumanji.’ Strange…”
FN: What’s your favorite spot at UD?
ALL: This porch right here.
FN: Last, but certainly not least: What is the perfect method for eating an Oreo cookie?
KM: I’d have to say peanut butter, because of “The Parent Trap,” of course.
DP: Dunk it in the milk and eat it off the spoon.
MP: I just eat it. I don’t think about it.
KM: Whatever keeps the kids safe, right, Mere?
KR: I eat it as the sun sets…
KM: In a kayak…
KR: In three bites.
KP: My way is very strategic. First, you dip it in halfway. Next, you eat the soggy part. Then, you break it apart, lick off the cream, and eat the cookies.
KM: Such an OPS major.
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