By: Katy Hoeper – Staff Writer
FN: So how did you meet?
Laura Komoroski: We lived on the same floor freshman year.
Katy Garcia: Ellie and I were freshman year roommates. And Emmy and Sam were roommates.
Sam Santoro: We were across the hall in Marianist.
Jenna Gerstle: We lived together in Campus South sophomore year.
LK: And then we lived right next door last year.
SS: Just a hop, skip and a jump away.
FN: Do you have any house traditions?
Ellie Grandi: We drink?
LK: We sit around our coffee table and take shots.
EG: We only drink Korski.
SS: We do Disney power hours. And we have an odd habit of Uber-ing to fast food places at early hours, and taking the drivers in with us.
KG: Or having them order our food for us.
Emmy Pickerill: We put Sriracha sauce on everything.
FN: If you all were to be visiting for your 10-year reunion, what would everyone be up to?
EG: Jenna will be married.
SS: With two kids. She will be a soccer mom. Ellie will own a dog pound, because she will have adopted so many by then.
EG: Katy will be unemployed trying to work as a radio star. And she will be on “Real World/Road Rules Challenge.”
KG: I’ll be on it five times by then. I’ve applied, but never heard back.
LK: Sam will be a news reporter. We will see her on TV with her hair whipping around everywhere.
JG: Laura will be living in Canada.
SS: No, Laura will be a rave girl. The ones that get paid just to flock around at the concerts, you know?
LK: Are you serious, guys?
SS: “Sam, you will be a weather girl.” Are you kidding me?
LK: At least you’ll have a job!
EG: Emmy will be planning her wedding for the fiance that she doesn’t have.
KG: And her color scheme will be turquoise and coral.
EP: No it won’t. Those colors don’t go in the fall.
EG: This Porch Profile is going to break our house up.
FN: What would you say the theme song of 234 Stonemill Road is?
LK: “Ain’t It Fun” was a theme song for a while.
KG: We all have our own personal theme… sheme thong … theme song.
SS: Katy has a lisp, if you couldn’t tell. Put that in there.
LK: All of “Bangerz.”
EG: “All Too Well” by Taylor Swift.
SS: When that comes on, everyone drops everything and bawls their eyes out.
FN: Give everyone in your house a superlative.
LK: Jenna is Most Organized and Most Prepared.
EG: Katy is Loudest.
SS: Most Likely to Never Shut Up.
LK: Mine is Most Likely to Not be Heard.
SS: We don’t listen to Laura.
LK: Jenna is Most Likely to get Married, Live in the Suburbs and Have 2.5 Kids. And Ellie is Most Likely to be Crying About her Homework.
EG: I am actually Most Likely to Cry About a Haircut. Emmy is Most Likely to Not Remember her Night.
KG: I am so mad I never got one of these in high school. I should’ve gotten Best Hair.
EG: Sam is Most Likely to Tell You When She’s Really Drunk.
LK: “Guys I am sooo drunk.”
FN: What is your most embarrassing moment at UD?
LK: Freshman year, I knocked my front tooth out.
SS: From running into a parked car.
LK: I was picking up pebbles and gum trying to find my tooth, and a cop came up to me with it in his hand.
EG: I’d say mine is freshman year. Just all of it.
SS: For me, when I was watching “WWE” by myself, and everyone walked in on me watching wrestling.
EG: One time, Emmy broke a bookshelf twice in one night. Five shelves.
SS: From falling into it.
EP: It fell down, I put back up, and it fell down again.
KG: Ellie’s is when she called this guy the wrong name for two years straight.
JG: Well, I hit someone with my car.
SS: But she got his number and they started texting, so I guess it was a little romantic?
KG: I am just an embarrassment.
SS: Here’s the thing, we all do embarrassing things each and every day, but not things that we want people to know. It stays in our house.
FN: What’s your house slogan?
ALL: No rules.
SS: With a “Z.”
LK: Especially when Jenna’s not home.
EG: Broken hearts and smelly farts.
SS: But girls don’t fart. We were going to make it our Valentine’s Daysheet sign.
EG: But we were too embarrassed. So instead, we put it in the newspaper…
FN: Being seniors, what advice do you guys want to give the underclassmen?
KG: Buy medium-sized shirts. Getting small shirts was the biggest mistake ever.
LK: Don’t be an accounting major.
EP: Don’t be a communication major.
LK: Try not to major in anything if you can.
KG: Don’t buy alcohol from Wal-mart.
LK: Always be quiche.
SS: And don’t eat quiche.
KG: Go to Culture Fest.
EP: Live, laugh, love.
SS: Wear comfortable shoes.
LK: Do less.
KG: You can change your major five times and still graduate on time.
FN: What’s your favorite spot at UD?
JG: The Gazebo.
EG: The Metal Tree, you know, the one outside of Kettering Labs?
SS: My bed.
LK: Sam’s bed.
KG: No, the post at Tim’s.
EG: Mine is the grinding floor at Tim’s.
KG: Let’s freaking grind. Mine is the new weight room.
FN: If you knew you could stay at a certain age forever, what would it be, and why?
EG: You can get extremely drunk and not get hungover.
SS: We have no responsibilities.
EP: Twenty-two is just too old.
SS: Laura and I are the only ones that are still 21, so you can tell that they’re all salty about it.
EG: I would like to change mine to 50.
LK: Thirty, flirty and thriving.
SS: As a rave girl.