Can I have my Internet please?
About $35,000; is that what we pay to go here? I think that is more than enough money to help be able to provide each student here with a better Internet connection in their home.

Sure I could go to Best Buy, pick up a wireless router or use my ethernet cord and problem solved! However, that is $50 out of my pocket that I do not feel like wasting just because this school's connection in my home is awful. What happens when I want to sit on my front porch on a nice day and do homework on my computer? I can't. What happens if I want to use my laptop somewhere other than my desk in my house? Oh God forbid that!

You would think that part of that $35,000 we spend to go here that at least a small fraction can go to a wireless router or some sort of better wireless connection in our homes. Last year I lived on the Darkside and the connection was OK, better than this year. This year I live in the Ghetto, closer to school buildings, and you would think it would be great internet. That is not the case. This is my fourth year here, and this is by far the worst connection I have ever had.

So, university, explain to me why I pay you so much money and cannot even get a decent internet wireless connection. I am pretty sure you have enough money left over from our tuition to buy me a router. My address is 1436 Frericks and I'll be waiting. Thanks.